Drunken Mishaps!

OK, so Yesterday i got a call from My aunt, and she asked if I wanted to go and have diner with her. So against my Gut feeling I said "sure why not" I figured I had some time to kill before Mel and the kids got home so I went. We ended up going to Tejo's in NA and surely enough she orders her fave Red Sangria. I thought nothing of it since she said she didn't want to have too much to drink so she was gonna stick to her glass of sangria. So here we are talking and as usual I end up having one of our Therapy sessions with her. She's going on and on about "johnny" and how she thinks she loves him and she "KNOW" that he loves her. In my mind I keep repeating the fact that she will NEVER CHANGE. After a whole lot of attempts to try and convince her that this guy is sooooooooooo not interested in her and all he wants is a BOOTY CALL, I gave up! No matter how hard I tried it was like talking to the wall. But I already knew that So i don't know why I bother! Anyway. I'm sitting there eating cheese and ham, waiting for our food to get there, and suddenly I saw the Sign! The one that lets me know, "SHE IS DRUNK" Idk how it happened being that she wasn't drinking that much. Maybe she had 3 or 4 glasses of sangria. But I knew she was done. So I decided to tell the waitress to pack everything up and think of a way of getting my aunt to leave! Everything seemed to be going fine.,.......UNTIL she began to ramble on about all of the drama from the Past! Sure enough she began saying dumb stuff about how My mom is so jealous of her(NOT TRUE) and how no one loves her in the fam!(ALSO NOT TRUE) she goes on for about 30 minutes telling me how we don't love her! and how she knows that I am now mad at her for talking about my mom. I mean i was upset, but not at what she said! come on, seriously I have heard all of the accusations before. I know the story, I know her issues. So I wasn't mad at her like she thought, But I was def. Embarrassed! Seems like everyone in the restaurant now had a front seat to this chaotic night! All I wanted was to crawl under the table and DIE! Unbelievable! She LOST HER MIND!............so let's just say that Diner ended up in the middle of the street( I was so hungry) and she ended up telling me we are no longer friends! We are now enemies! hahahaha So my aunt swears I hate her and am her enemy. Who knew she was gonna react this way!?. Oh yea wait, I DID! LMAO what a crazy night! Let's just say that I will not be joining her for drinks anymore!